I’ve never understood how calling someone a bird is an insult. Like hell yeah I’m a bird and I’ll shit all over you for being a douchecanoe
I wish I was photogenic.
how do u do :-)
if someone says they dont want to be touched
- dont touch them
- dont fucking touch them
- actually dont touch them
- dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
- THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
my itunes library
a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable
- giving boys inconvenient boners
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”
Eris is my kind of lady.
romantic date ideas: go to your local sex shop and buy handcuffs so you and your partner can go around and arrest people who watch anime